This is me.

Hey. What's up.

You know, it was NOT my idea to make this stupid blog. I am not the computer type. My parents made this piece of junk. Get used to it. I guess you want to know all about my life, and blah blah blah cause that's what blogs are for. Well, my life story is about as crappy as you thought a dog's life should be. But you should erase that thought from your head. My life is......... well, boring. Or maybe not. I have no idea. But my parents give me treats and bacon grease, and that's enough for me. Now, I would advise you to get off this blog right now cause that's exactly what everybody else is doing now. My population of nerds visiting this site will dwindle to none and people will question the existence of Hachiko. But want me to tell you something? Who cares.